2024 10 16

Bar whoopsie. Ocean City, Maryland. September, 2024. © Clayton Hauck

Sadly, I’m here to announce the end of this here blog. While we didn’t quite hit our goal of one year of continuous daily blogging, I think we should be proud of the two-hundred and eighty some odd days we did complete!

For those of you who are curious about why the sudden end is necessary, let me explain. Today I was offered a job I couldn’t say no to. The Listerine company has a viral marketing division and I’ve accepted the role of clandestine marketer for the Chicago region. Basically, my job will be to attend six to ten karaoke events nightly and sing Bush’s hit song “Glycerine”, while humorously swapping out the title word for that of my new employer, America’s best mouthwash brand, Listerine. Perks of the job include free mouth mash and one draft beer at each location to help me blend in with the crowd. I’m excited for the opportunity to push the Listerine brand forward and help America keep our teeth looking sparkly clean. Also, if you’d be so kind to follow my TikTok account @BushMegaFanG, I would super appreciate it. If I get a post to go viral, I get really nice job perks, such as lunch with the CEO at Applebee’s or additional drink tickets, which I can also trade in for their cash value if I decide not to consume the alcohol and instead sneak a decoy beer container into the bar to appear like a regular customer.

Anyway. Thanks so much for stopping by and I’ll see you at karaoke!!

-BushMegaFanG