2025 03 19

Beer. Chicago, Illinois. June, 2023. © Clayton Hauck

Got some shit news today. Imagine taking a test that your life literally depended on. I realize I’m being vague but can’t really get into it more than that (I’m fine).

I’m reminded of that famous joke from The Simpsons. "Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

Stay safe and stay healthy, y’all.

-Clayton

2025 02 09

Dave, game day ready. Chicago, Illinois. September, 2024. © Clayton Hauck

Enjoy the big game, the big cheese, the big event, the big night, the big show, the big meal, the big bevvies, the big cahuna.

I wonder if, now that America is deciding it doesn’t want to run the world or police the world, we’ll become more modest in our sporting-event habits?

There is only so much money you can juice from the public before there is no more juice to squeeze, after all.

Anyway — Go team! I’m just here for the nachos.

-Clayton