2025 03 26

The city at night. Chicago, Illinois. February, 2025. ยฉ Clayton Hauck

Recently I was downtown for an event and afterward, I made an effort to wander a bit. The streets were eerily silent. I dipped into Billy Goat for a burger and a beer along with the three or four other humans (more staff than guests) who seemed to be out, for whatever reason, either running away or towards something.

A great idea then struck my brain: I would get a scooter and ride home like the wind. This led me astray in search of one when the big lights in the distance caught my eyes. โ€œHooterโ€™s,โ€ it said. Not yet having my fill of adventure, and recalling the news of the likely demise of yet another fine American establishment, I stepped in.

โ€œSeat at the bar okay?โ€ I asked the greeter (again, more staff than guests), and she motioned me inward. The wings came soon after and boy did I wonder why the joint wasnโ€™t full of customers enjoying them. These things are delicious! I kicked myself for being too timid to frequent Hooterโ€™s all my life for the wings alone.

I left as they were locking up. The man alone at the bar turned out to be an undercover security guard or manager, as I suspected (more staff than guests). I guess everyone gets their wings delivered to them from some other chain these days?

Across the street sat a fully charged scooter glowing in the darkness with my name on it. I rode like the wind just as Iโ€™d imagined I would, turning here and there into which ever dark street didnโ€™t look familiar. This was an adventure and I had the city to myself. All the way home I rode and contemplated how cool it would be to start a scooter gang. Surely, this must be how the first gang was formed way back before the police cornered the market on gangs.

-Clayton

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